My wife asked me to go with her
to inspect a property she inherited in
a rough part of town.
She also asked me to help with the dishes.
I reminded her that body guards don't
usually make good dish washers,
and that dish washers often fall short
when it comes to the task of
protecting their loved ones in life
or death situations.
When I asked her who she
would rather spend the day with,
she chose the body guard.
© 2014 Paul Howard Nicholas