EYEBALL WITNESS NEWS TRUMP UPDATE:
Mental health facilities across the country are reporting a significant increase in the number of Trump supporters being brought, kicking, spitting, and screaming into their emergency units.
It seems that the sight of their Muslim bashing hero, Donald J. Trump, bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia, one of the most Muslim guys on the planet, and then doing the "man dance" with other prominent Islamic leaders, was just way too much for them to handle.
"It is, by far, the worse case of mass nervous breakdowns I have ever witnessed," says a doctor recently updated on the number of incoming patients, and who asked that we not reveal his identity.
-Reporting from Happy Trails Memorial Hospital, Paul Howard Nicholas, Natural Light Network
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