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EYEBALL WITNESS NEWS PRESENTS: The Adventures of DT and Yung Kim

 

Scene: Elementary School playground. 11am recess for Special Needs students. Ten year old Yung Kim and his slightly younger sidekick Mad Dennis, sitting on the low end of a tilted, broken merry-go-round are cracking up over a fart joke when big-for-his-age twelve year old DT (Dufus Tantrump) confronts them:

DT:  (Standing up to his full height with arms folded across his chest) Yung Kim! I hear you've been saying some pretty bad things about my mother.

Yung Kim:  So what?

DT: You best not ever say anything negative about my mother again, ever! Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yung Kim:  Oooh... I so scared. What you gonna do to me, big boy, if I don't obey you?

DT:  I'm warning you, Yung Kim! If you disrespect my mother one more time, I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have the smell of Nike suede on your breath.

Yung Kim:  (Rising to a more aggressive stance) You know what, DT? I hate to be the one to tell you this but you was adopted. Your mama is a skank-ho-ex-gay-porn-star-transvestite.

Mad Dennis: Damn! No he didn't!

A loud school yard bell announces the end of recess.

DT:  You best be glad it's time to go back to class. This ain't over, Yung Kim!

Yung Kim:  Anytime, anywhere, DT. And tell your mama I said hello.

DT exits stage right. Yung Kim and Mad Dennis exit stage left.

THE END

Don't miss the next exciting episode of The Adventures of DT and Yung Kim.

This has been a special presentation from EYEBALL WITNESS NEWS in conjunction with Natural Light Network.

© 2017 Paul Howard Nicholas

 

 

 

EYE BALL WITNESS NEWS: Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump

 

The Lesser of Two Evils?

The film, "Clinton Cash Official Documentary Movie," raises serious questions about the business ethics of Bill and Hillary Clinton.

As I've said on many occasions, I am no fan of the Clintons. But let's keep our choices regarding the upcoming election in clear perspective.

Hillary Clinton is accused of making business deals that harmed a lot of people in FOREIGN countries. If the accusations are credible, maybe, one day, the international courts will bring her to justice.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, has:

bilked AMERICANS across the country (including Vets) with his fake university;

shipped thousands of AMERICAN jobs to sweat shops in foreign countries;

given AMERICAN jobs to illegal immigrants, refused to pay them, and then threatened to have them deported if they continued to ask for their money;

disrespected AMERICAN Prisoners of War, women, the disabled, people of color, a Gold Star family and anybody who disagrees with him;

ruined AMERICAN small businesses by refusing to pay them for their work;

had to be forced by lawsuits to pay AMERICAN companies money he owed them;

had to be forced by lawsuits to rent his properties to African AMERICANS;

said publicly that AMERICAN wages are too high;

publicly expressed his admiration for brutal dictators;

tried his best to establish a cozy relationship with the leader of a country (Russia) that, by all informed accounts, poses the greatest threat to AMERICAN national security: and

founded his political career on a lie about the birthplace of our AMERICAN President.

So the obvious question is: what kind of AMERICAN would choose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton?

© Paul Howard Nicholas

Prince's Internal Domestic Violence

                                                                                                                                                     Photo by The Telegraph

It was a twenty-four-seven epic battle.

He would beat the brazen

bitch inside him down to the ground,

only to see her shake off the blows

and rise defiantly each and every time.

And she would always remind him of 

the consequences of his fury

with this prophetic warning:

"If you ever do manage to kill me,

rest assured that nothing, and I mean

absolutely nothing, will keep me

from taking you with me."

© 2016 Jaxsun Paul

Act Four

I portrayed the fool, broke every rule

till even I believed the role.

Then I learned the part of the wooden heart

to silence questions in my soul.

Now I pray to be a better me,

never too heated, never too cold.

© Jaxsun Paul

From Hawaii to the White House: A New Documentary

 

          

 

Jonathan Freedland narrates a half-hour documentary tracing Barack Obama's remarkable journey to the White House, from his childhood in Hawaii, through his education in Indonesia and at Harvard. Accompanied by contemporary and archive pictures, plus reports from Guardian correspondents around the world. Audio by Francesca Panetta. Slideshow by Mee-Lai Stone.

 

Click on the link below to enjoy this inspiring documentary.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/interactive/2008/nov/05/obama-road-to-white-house1

 

Submitted by Michele Kinchen