Scene: Elementary School playground. 11am recess for Special Needs students. Ten year old Yung Kim and his slightly younger sidekick Mad Dennis, sitting on the low end of a tilted, broken merry-go-round are cracking up over a fart joke when big-for-his-age twelve year old DT (Dufus Tantrump) confronts them:
DT: (Standing up to his full height with arms folded across his chest) Yung Kim! I hear you've been saying some pretty bad things about my mother.
Yung Kim: So what?
DT: You best not ever say anything negative about my mother again, ever! Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yung Kim: Oooh... I so scared. What you gonna do to me, big boy, if I don't obey you?
DT: I'm warning you, Yung Kim! If you disrespect my mother one more time, I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have the smell of Nike suede on your breath.
Yung Kim: (Rising to a more aggressive stance) You know what, DT? I hate to be the one to tell you this but you was adopted. Your mama is a skank-ho-ex-gay-porn-star-transvestite.
Mad Dennis: Damn! No he didn't!
A loud school yard bell announces the end of recess.
DT: You best be glad it's time to go back to class. This ain't over, Yung Kim!
Yung Kim: Anytime, anywhere, DT. And tell your mama I said hello.
DT exits stage right. Yung Kim and Mad Dennis exit stage left.
THE END
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